• Someone: can I use your computer for a second
• Me: what do you need I'll look it up for you

• Fan 1: AKJSHDKJAHSDKJSA
• Fan 2: I know. I know.

mrvvorldwide:

I get anxiety from things I shouldn’t even get anxiety from

• Me: Makes a playlist of favourite songs
• Me: Skips 90% of them

Bold what’s true about you

I am under 18.
I am a cuddler.
I am a morning person. 
I am an only child.
I am currently in my “pajamas”.
I am currently pregnant.
I am left handed.
l am right handed.
I am ambidextrous.
I am a little shy around the opposite sex.
I bite my nails.
I can be paranoid at times.
I enjoy folk music.
I enjoy smoothies.
I enjoy talking on the phone.
I have a car.
I have/had a hard time paying attention at school.
I have a hidden talent.
I have a pet.
I have a tendency to fall for the “wrong” guy/girl.
I have all my grandparents.
I have been to another country.
I have been told that I have an unusual sense of humor.
I have or had broken a bone.
I have caller I.D. on my phone. 
I have bathed someone. 
I have changed a diaper.
I have changed a lot over the past year.
I have friends who have never seen my natural hair color.
I have had major/minor surgery.
I have killed another person.
I have had my hair cut within the last week.
I have mood swings.
I have no idea what I want to do for the rest of my life.
I have rejected someone before.
I like the taste of blood.
I love Michael Jackson.
I love sleeping.
I love to shop.
I own 100 CDs or more.
I own and use a library card. 
I read books for pleasure in my spare time.
I sleep a lot during the day.
I watch soap operas on a regular basis.
I work at a job that I enjoy.
I would get plastic surgery if it were 100% safe, free of cost, and scar-free.
I am wearing socks.
I am tired.
I love to paint/draw/sketch/sculpt.
I consume at least one alcoholic drink every month.

I have/had:
Finished college.
Smoked cigarettes.
Ridden every ride at an amusement park.
Collected something really stupid.
Gone to a concert.
Helped someone.
Spun turn tables.
Watched four movies in one night.
Been broken up with.
Taken a college level course.
Been in a car accident.
Been in a tornado.
Watched someone die.
Been to a funeral.
Burned yourself.
Ran a marathon.
Your parents got divorced.
Cried yourself to sleep.
Spent over $200 in one day. 
Cheated on someone. 
Been cheated on.
Written a 10 page letter. 
Had a best friend.
Lost someone you loved.
Skipped school.
Gotten in trouble for something you didn’t do.
Stolen books from the library.
Been in a mental hospital.
Fired a gun. 
Been in a school play.
Been fired from a job.
Taken a lie detector test.
Swam with dolphins.
Attempted suicide.
Written poetry. 
Read more than 20 books a year.
Gone to Europe. 
Loved someone you couldn’t have.
Used a coloring book over age 12.
Had surgery.
Had stitches.
Taken a taxi.
Had more than 5 online conversations going at once.
Had a hamster.
Dyed your hair.
Had something pierced.
Gotten straight A’s.
Been handcuffed.

My hair is naturally the colour:
Light brown
Medium brown
Dark brown
Blonde
Black
Dirty blond
Strawberry blond
Multicoloured
Red

My eyes are:
Brown
Dark Brown
Blue
Green
Hazel
Light brown
Black
Gray

People sometimes label me as:
Slut
Boyish
Colorful
Ugly
Nerd
Other  

Some of my biggest fears are:
Spiders/other insects
Slimy things
Dying
Doctor/Dentist appointments
Hospitals 
Needles
Disease
Being alone in the dark
Heights
Small spaces 
Oceans/large bodies of water
Large animals
Small animals 
Open spaces
Lightning
Thunder
Tornadoes
Clustered holes 
Bodily fluids
Corpses

I have:
A friend with benefits
A laptop in my room
A television in my room
Good grades
My own car
Parents who are still married
A dog
A cat
A game console 

• me: shit tumblr is down
• me: thats ok i'll just check tumblr while i wait
• me: fuck

• me: *closes tumblr tab*
•  5 seconds later
• me: *opens new tumblr tab*

how do i stop growing up this isn’t fun anymore

therotmeister:

“I’m going to like this post so I can reblog it later”